Miss Cancer

Hi,
I’m Cassandra, the Cancerian contingent of the water trio! My website is http://www.cassandratyndall.com/

May I begin by sharing how the water trio began- or shall I say our love of Britney began. Miss Pisces, Miss Scorpio and Miss Cancer trotted up the F3 one dark and very late Friday evening in March of last year, heading to a glorious spot called Anna Bay to celebrate the end of Summer 2006.

Hence our name ‘the water trio’ (yes our Suns are in a tight trine) we have many shared interests. Astrology (of course), food and wine, the beach and boys. However, one of the most outstanding differences in this trine is our taste in music. Miss Pisces enjoys her roots/blues soft rock aka John Mayer is her not so secret fantasy. Miss Scorpio likes her dance tunes, you know the ones that spin around your head til you are in some kind of hypnotic trance and your head starts to hurt! Then, Miss Cancer likes her hard rock, heavy metal, yeah sometimes your head hurts with this one also!
As in real life, the likelihood of some kind of Mayer meets Metallica meets Ministry of Sound weekend festival hitting our shores was as promising as it was in Anna Bay. We found ourselves in our first friendship conundrum- our drastically differing musical desires!
After (ahem, several) bottles of wine- BRITNEY was found on Miss Scorpio’s IPOD- (ok ok, I admit it, it was me that found it). “either of you two like Britney?” was the drunken call. It was received with squeals of delight- from Miss Pisces in particular. The overwhelming welcoming response from my comrades warmed my Cancerian heart (of course I did not admit this!)
The night wore on as we found our singing (and later, dancing) just got better as the vino was consumed, it became quite toxic. The neighbours continued to be entertained til late into the evening by our ever improving soprano overtures- it was them against the music. Our version of ‘Sometimes’ was truly awe inspiring according to my fuzzy recollection of the latter hours of the evening- or shall I say like 5am! It was truly OUTRAGEOUS.

And thus, the legend of Britney was born, the patron saint of the water trio. Because of the music, our friendship is stronger than yesterday…

Yes, Brits has been in a terrible Neptune induced coma for some time now. Firstly, a marriage that must be up there in the Guinness book of world records for the fastest ever. And K Fed, what was she thinking? Rose coloured glasses (Neptune) doesn’t even make that head look any better!

Late last year, the email was sent (yeah, yeah me again), I saw our Brits on the cover of some trash mag lipo sucked and tucked back to her beautiful best, I had to inform the water trio! “Venus in Capricorn- she’s back and we are first row when she hits OZ- its gonna be outrageous!”
Neptune struck again, oh well. She’ll be stronger than yesterday, right?

So what can we expect for the patron saint of our water trio? Stay tuned for the next instalment!